As Ol’ Dirty Bastard rhymes in “Brooklyn Zoo II,” “When you take north, east, west, south/and put it all together and it spell newwwwws!”

Know what else spell(s) news? A star-powered hip-hop festival announcing that two rap legends — not figurative legends, mind you; one’s been dead eight years, the other 18 — will perform this fall.

“Angry Birds” will soon arrive at your local movie theater — and they’ll be in 3-D.

Sony Pictures announced Wednesday that the studio’s acquired rights for the animated film, which will be developed, financed and produced by Rovio Entertainment, the creator of the addictive “Angry Birds” game.

Rovio masterminded the top-selling mobile app, which has users fire birds at pigs with a slingshot in an effort to get the birds’ stolen eggs back.